Yeah...me too. challenge. I actually started playing as SOON as the founder was uploaded, but I haven't had time to post until now. So I'm late to the bandwagon. Hopefully you guys aren't too sick of our dear elfin friend. Right on, dude. I hope you brought some Mountain Dew, cuz the pizza's all ready on the way! But we're not chillin' in my mom's basement this time, because it just so happens that our dear founder got his OWN place. It's rocking. But hey...it's above ground level. That's a plus, right? Anyway, I guess I better introduce you to your new DM founder, Caedmon Dork. He's a Leo with who just loves the ladies. He has 10 outgoing points, and 4 or 5 in everything else. His dream is to become a Celebrity Chef, just like Chairman Kaga. You can't name a legacy Dork and NOT have a computer in the house. This is his ghetto-rigged machine. Right off the bat he finds a job in the slacker career (not his LTW but he rolled a want for it, it'll do for now). And then starts playing video games. Of course. Caedmon, shouldn't you ease off the computer games a little? "Lay off, would you? I'm reading The Culinary Art of Star Wars." But...you're sitting at your computer. And it's on. "I just like to be close to it. Feel the cool glow of the screen." ...Right. GET OUT OF MY YARD. LEAVE MY PAPER ALONE. I must have been slacking, these days legacy founders are all ready pregnant with Gen 2 by the time the Welcome Wagon arrives. Well, here's Caed's: Mink Feisty, CAS. Jane Doe, co-founder of an alien legacy I probably won't post. And the one horned one eyed flying purple paper stealer! Caedmon sends them all packing. *reads 1up.com* "Oh my God...how many video game companies can EA BUY?" Are you just going to leave it there? Yeah, didn't think so. You might not be a neat sim by points, but I can see in it your soul. This guy just stared at Caed's door with his arms crossed for like a half hour. Whatcha waitin' for, buddy? Christmas? Caedmon's old school. He does the crosswords. Forget that Sudoku crap! Stick it to the...man, I guess. To avoid a visit from the Social Bunny before the first EVENING of a legacy, I sent Caedmon to call a taxi. When I came back from the bathroom, he was chatting to some guy named Joe over the internet. ...Sigh. HAWT. Caedmon is going to LEAVE this HOUSE, and he's going to LEAVE it PRESENTABLY. He does NOT rock the Karaoke machine. OUCH. Oh beautiful maiden, would that you provided any other interactions than "Be Seated..." But oh, to be seated by you! So Caedmon works his charms on OTHER ladies. Tara: Baby, I would like you like a sundae! She means it, too, let's observe: Mouth, open and inviting...one hand gripping firmly, while the other gently fondles...Yeah. "Oohh I would totally go to jail for that!" Um...that's a sweet sentiment, but she's not a teen, so you wouldn't... "I would hit it with the power of a greatmace! With Power Attack!" "Not if I cast Entangle on you, you won't..." They're a match made in ~*heaven*~. So he asks her out... And then starts laying it on thick. And then ACR TOOK OVER. I seriously unpaused from taking the flirting picture, and they immediately began making out. They have two bolts of chemistry. "I'm mad that she isn't playing hard-to-get." You are? O.o Tara, unlike her grumpy lovebug, is AMAZING at karaoke. I cheered for her. Thanks again, ACR. They don't even have the "kiss" option yet. Was it really that great? The booth only bounced for like 5 seconds. "I like fast men." I guess...you picked the right one, then. Listening to these two sing together was like eating chocolate and dirt in the same mouthful. "I cast Charm Person on you, baby." "Ooooh, I must have rolled a one on my Will save, hot stuff, because I'm yours!" And so it was. "I just totally dig the guys in glasses!" Man, seriously, these two are like, ultra perfect for each other. "Haha, man, I was totally talking to this loser online! What kind of a loser meets people on the internet!" Uh...you? There goes that blowjob face again. I'm not sure why I took this picture. But I think Tara has a cute profile. Tara: Oooh, damn, Caedmon is hot! Caedmon: Holy crap, check out that other chick! Minutes after ending his date with Tara, he wanted to talk to this chick. I think her name is Willow. "Do you know how much MAKEUP they had to put on the orcs in Lord of the Rings?" REJECTED FOR DATE. But that's okay. Know why? Her nose was obviously impairing her judgement. *strut strut* "Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna go home and get me some." You live alone. "Alone...with the internet." Uh...yeah. Okay. (Seriously, this was how he walked to the taxi) "OH I WOULD NOT HIT IT." But she would hit you...with her purse. Hm. You didn't arrive until after the wooing, Crumplebottom! Stop stalking Caedmon! "I totally met this awesome chick tonight!" Yeah, that would be the one you're on the phone with. She invited him downtown for an outing. "Grrr. I'm mad that I'm relaxing by myself." Well maybe you should be going downtown, like you promised. "HEY HEY HEY!" Hey, look! It's Joe from the internet! Joe: Do you have a girlfriend? Caed: Er... The group outing consisted of Tara, FOUR children, and a teenager. Caedmon let them go pretty quick. Also, MAN that gypsy is HOT. $54 got him THIS. THANK YOU, REPLACEMENT FACES!! Unfortunately, they don't get on. At all. "Taxi man? I want to go home now. ;-;" This is his "YAY RAIN" face. Tara left flowers. Awws. The salad looks so good when they're preparing it... I guess it tastes good, too... Are these not the perfect pajamas for him? Hello sexy carpool lady! "Tara! You're not supposed to call me for a week!" "I know, but I just had to see you again." So sweet. SO SWEET. KISSING...WHILE SLOW DANCING...IN THE STREET...IN THE RAIN?!?! Man, Caedmon puts the romance into Romance sims. What, all ready? Nah, they were just taking pictures. I think I have to go brush my teeth. "SWOON!" Okay, THAT'S not pictures. "That booth is for taking pictures ONLY, YOUNG MAN!" Bitch almost made him miss his taxi! I HATE LEOS. "HEY, trash can! HEY, taxi driver! HEY, baby in its crib! HEY, absolutely nothing!!" "I wonder if Caedmon will be here..." YES. HE WILL. I love you, Tara, but your propensity to show up on whatever lot Caed is going to is a little creepy. "Hey, nonexistant person. You're looking fine tonight." "Oh, that GUY is SO HOT!" But...you rejected him! Wait...If you're there, swooning... Then who is this?! I would feel bad for making an Attack of the Clones joke, but this is the Dork legacy, after all. If anyone follows the Budge legacy, you'll all remember the Raving (Mad) Raver. Her name is Daisy, I believe. I send Caed to talk to her. "Oh my God, were you, like...drunk when you got dressed today?" "lol yeah why?" After Caed gagged over the RMR twice in a row, I sent him to try his luck with one of the clones. "Do you wanna go out sometime? Like now?" You gonna get raped considered. I...uh...guess they hit it off? Amusingly enough, as soon as this happened the first thing I noticed was how ~*pretty*~ Caedmon's eyes are! No caption needed. OBLIVIOUS. Yes, that is the peen that you just allowed inside your woman cave. While Caed was waiting for the taxi, Tara came over and Flirted Suggestively with him. Which caused her to fall in love with him. Sigh. "Hey, thanks for the promotion, dude!" Um...Caed? That's the taxi. Tara came over just as Willow (or Rebeccah, I don't remember which clone she was) dropped off some flowers. They're both so oblivious. I had to move Tara in because, honestly, it's TWU WUV. And because I don't want her getting her heart broken while Caedmon is out macking on other girls. Next time: BABIES?! JEALOUSY?! MAKEOVERS?! I don't know yet, I'm not that far. Man...I feel so unoriginal, having given him freckles, lol. And also, I can't for the life of me remember whose it was, but someone else had their founder go to the EXACT SAME karaoke place that I sent Caed to. This is awesome.