Previously, on The Dork Legacy: [ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ] [ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | ] Last time, Vanessa became a werewolf until I got bored of it, and made both her and Einstein normal again. Bilbo and Galadriel (Willoughby and Algren's) were born. Caedmon peed everywhere, and stalked Vanessa in a sexual predator kind of way until I was about ready to boolprop him off. Willoughby got her LTW, and ceased her sluttual habits. I will warn you: I've cut out a lot of the pictures in this update because Gen. 2 is getting ridiculously long. So expect to jump around a bit, and I hope you'll bear with me. This update originally began with about five pictures of Nariko catching butterflies. However, due to time constraints, this has been cut down to one. So let's move straight on to: A picture of Dante being very happy and wearing a yellow raincoat. Just like the real Dante. Bao-Dur: Brother? I should have named this legacy the Stalker legacy. Oh lawd, is those some bunny testes?! O_O Why do meshes never work in my game?! Observe: It's like her boobs have double-chins. Which is NOT SEXY. Algren: I'll get some incriminating photos of Spiderman, just you watch me! Here's Kilik, playing in the...splashy thing. Wading pool, that's it! I got really sick of the old bottles. These are much nicer! Yay Tara! Tara: I HATE GARDENING. I DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BADGES! I should really send these guys on a vacation. Get a Bigfoot, name him Chewy. :D He and HK-47 can have a weird gay Star Wars themed romance...it'd be great. Einstein: Heh! Water! ...>.> Sometimes I wonder why I named you after someone smart. This made me happy inside. But at the same time, as I watched, I said, "YEAH YOU KEEP IT TO YOUR WIFE YOU OLD PERV." Cingular. More bars, in more places. Hey, it's birthday time! But...what's missing? OH YEAH. THE KID. There he is! ...Kinda. This is Bilbo, if you don't recall. And here's Galadriel! I love her all ready. Bilbo's makeover! And Galadriel's! I...think she is gorgeous, I don't care what anyone says. Algren: COF COF BABIES MAKE ME ILL. Algren: I'll drink some medicine and not get better for some reason! I dunno what was going on, but suddenly I got a message that everyone in the house was sick. And even though they took medicine, they didn't get better, or if they did, they got sick again IMMEDIATELY afterwards. So I tried using InSim to cure them all...yeah, they all got sick again. I had to make them immune to disease, which I've been afraid of taking off again since. But I digress. Katamari: *EMO* Galadriel: HAHA, this is SO much FUN! Awesome! Grump: T^T HK-47 spends most of his time out here. In the RAIN. Bao-Dur: *in tent* Oh, it's warm all of a sudden! Oh look, a special guest decided to stop by! Caedmon: Oh hey there! Nice to meet you! Caedmon: Some weather we're having, huh? Bender: Yeah, it's raining. Great. I just love rain. Bender: You know, cuz I'm a ROBOT. And ROBOTS love rain. >( Algren: Yeah, so what if my incriminating Spiderman photo was 'shopped? No one will ever have to know... Gold badges for everyone! And birthdays all around, as well. This is Nariko, showing off her bellybutton and her ~*flower power*~ attitude. Algren: This makes me think of when Nariko grew up... Willoughby: When the hell is my kid gonna do this?! ...Try not to let the pale blind you. Oh, that is some hot teenage sim right there. Nariko kind of looks like she's always stoned. But she cooks better than anyone else in the house! Aww, Willoughby loves her bebes. <3 Also, I tried out the Circonflex skins. Didn't like them. Didn't like them at all. Willoughby: Oh, Nariko! Hi! Nariko: Er...hi, aunt Willough? Wander: OH YEAH! TAKE THAT, YOU GIGANTIC SAMURAI THING! Algren: Times like this...I wonder why I don't have proper colour chest hair. This was GOING to be a shot of Bao-Dur's makeup. But he had to go and fuss. Einstein: *becomes unfit* Why...do you keep taking showers, HK? STOP IT! Galadriel: Shhh... This looks creepy until you realise that she was actually just picking her nose. wanted more pictures of Katamari. So here she is! She matches her daddy. Just another holy-crap-wander-is-practically-albino picture. Willoughby and Einstein decided to take some of the chilluns out for a...well, an outing. :D I built the lot they visited, and wanted to show off my MAD SKILLZ at Japanese-restaurant design. Uh...what? Since when do zombies own pet shops? Yeah, I made a bunch of weird skins and stuff townie-able. I'll probably regret it later...but look! Hot mermaid! They got a new kitty! His name is The Cloverfield Monster, or Cloverfield for short. Also, I messed up and made him an elder by accident. And also made him a him by accident. I'M BAD AT PETS, OKAY? Bao-Dur: Did you know I have my own yacht? Mermaid Lady: Oh, so that means you're rich enough to buy me pretty things, right? <333 Nariko goes in for a makeover. From...an alien. Yeah, okay, that's enough. Three on one lot is a bit much. You can be in my legacy any old time. I decided to give her a more Nariko-like look. It'd be awesome if someone actually made her hair like it is in Heavenly Sword...but I think it would kill my processor. Back home, Wander is dangerously obsessed with Cloverfield. Dangerously obsessed. Oh, yeah, drinking. That'll fill you right up. Look! Sibling interaction! And more! I guess Kilik is just popular. Woo. >.> This game is too easy. Cloverfield: Is for play? Is for eat? I suspect Nariko is a lesbian. No reason. She just looks kinda dykey. Oh hai thur, September. Y u steel Vanessa's clothes? No matter: SO CUTE. Algren is a good daddy. It would be almost boring if it weren't so rare. Bilbo: ^o^! OH HOLY ADORABLE. Kilik is...a Beach Boy. Woo! :D And we continue the trend of not showing Katamari's face! Also: SO KEEPING THAT OUTFIT. What's going on that's causing such a hubbub? Oh yeah, it's Galadriel's birthday. I guess all will love her and (her siblings/cousins will) despair. Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales, it's almost time for Dragon Tales... Remember, Remember, that girl named September, who recently came by the lot? I can think of no reason that, since I've got Seasons, her lightning-ing should be forgot. Galadriel gets a more princessly makeover. She's gonna give Bao-Dur his money's worth in the run for heir. For being a lezbot, Nariko sure is popular with the mens. They're all waiting to interact with her. Here's Katamari's makeover. She's cuter than I gave her credit for...but that nose bugs me. Bilbo grew to be the perfect little hobbit. <33 Oh I love him. Bao-Dur: Hey, I feel funny. AFBHLERJKHFSD HEIR. Seriously, I love him SO MUCH. However, it's not over until the fat lady sings college, so, we'll see. But yeah, during all this growing up...guess what Einstein was doing? ABUHDUHWHA?! I leave you alone for ONE SIM HOUR and you GET ABDUCTED?! Willoughby: lol this is liek familar 2 me Einstein: T^T Me: *also has Bad Memory icon over head* >.< Algren: owait i forgot i knowledge :D Apparently Caedmon and Tara aren't too affected. Vanessa: Hey guys, I'm home! Why are you all on the lawn? Where's Einstein? Massive skilling picture! Wander: I'm...I'm learning things! Aliens: And don't come back! *toss* Einstein: That...was so cool. Einstein: Oh, Pollination Technician...I have your beautiful baby inside me again. NO YOU DON'T! *INSIM ABORTION* NO MORE KIDS. The end! Next time: I install Free Time and have to remove all my CC! So everyone will have BEEYOOTEEFUL Maxis makeovers! Also: Caedmon finally crosses the line, the Dorks get a new house, and Gidget Wall makes an appearance!