Previously, on The Dork Legacy: [ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ] [ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ] [ 3.0 | 3.1 ] Last time, Verdana, Roman, and Trebuchet all became children and got into private school. Everyone thought Willoughby was a dog, and a bunch of red kittens (and one white one), were born. Bao-Dur resurrected Nettie ('s Founder Challenge entry), woohoo'd her ONCE, and she popped IMMEDIATELY afterwards. >.> Just a warning, these pictures kind of jump around a little, so I apologise for any disjointedness. ;-; Now it's time for my kittens to grow up! Here's Vibro! They're all named after Star Wars weapons, btw. So it's "vibroblade," not "vibrator." The almost-identical Grenade. This is Saber. And Blaster, our kitty heir! Not only does he look the best (IMO), but Blaster is the name of my real life kitty. :D Willoughby: No, wait, listen to my plan! Vanessa: Look, I don't want to have a Battle of the Elderly Bands, I told you... Shelby: WOOHOO! LOOK WHO'S AWESOME! Kid: Who's awesome? Where? Shelby: RIGHT HERE BITCHES! WOOO! Roman practises his audition for the new Home Alone movie. HAWT. Bao-Dur: MOOOM I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!! Nettie: I'm getting it! And don't call me mom! (PS, their kitchen is awesome). I find these motions hilarious because I totally do them in real life. So I mentioned in the comments of the last update that I was no longer doing the Pet Legacy. The following pictures are why. Bao-Dur: I has cats. You can has cats. Is gift. Roman: OH GOD NOOO GRENADE!!! ;-; It...kind of broke my heart how much he cried. He ran down the stairs, sobbing the whole way... ;-;!! Bilbo might look stoic and military...but he had "Cry Softly" in his queue. And he saw off the non-heir cats, remaining strong to set a good example for his son. *BAWLS* YEAH RUB SALT IN MY WOUNDS WHY DONCHA. So yeah. I can't bear to get rid of any more spares, and I'm also tired of having 37482954 cats around the house, so the pet legacy ends with Blaster, fittingly. Algren: Don't break your hip sitting down! Einstein: Hey! Now that you're old...shouldn't you be knitting a lot? Vanessa: How about you paint me a picture of me saying "Go to hell!"? Apparently she decided to do it herself. Zzort! Nettie decided to join in a rousing game of Don't Wake the Llama. Also, her mouth is GORGEOUS. Willoughby: It'll be a cold day in hell when you beat me at this game. Nettie: Well maybe you wanna put on a scarf, bitch. LOL. Verdana and Roman: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAINNN!! Nettie: *This salmon tastes like kissing.* ...O.o Sweet! Thanks for having an easy LTW, dearie. <3 Nettie: Uh...mmmrf...why'd I wake up? :| To get married! I want legitimate babies! Nettie: Oh, really? Can you tell she said yes? :P Yeah. And then she rolled the want to fall in love with EVERY MALE IN THE HOUSE. And the fear to marry her fiancee. Oh, Romance sims. Well, may as well do this now. Nettie: ;-; I'm fine...really... Bao-Dur: I though chicks dug getting hitched? Hello Times New - oh, I mean Arial. Welcome to toddlerhood! I hope you enjoy glowing. :D O.o Birthdays induce labour? Naturally. And now, for some scary babies: This is Ithoria (another Star Wars reference, sorry). And this is Miraluka "OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER" Dork. And this is their welcome wagon. Actually Ithoria isn't too bad. But Miraluka freaks me out. Nettie: lol my life is over THUD. Nettie: OOOOH It's so miserably unfair! So...I don't usually have aspirational failure in the sims. So here's some spam! You're welcome. Therapist: How many fingers em I holding up? Nettie: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? Therapist: Oh, indeed yes. Zees one ees quite crazy. Therapist: ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOSINCK! Nettie: ...And you think I'm the crazy one? Nettie: NETTIE SMASH! Therapist: Stop yelling! I hate when people yell! ;-; Nettie: Oh, okay. ^_^ Thanks for stopping by. Therapist: Oh, sure sinck. Any time. Nettie: la la la la la, Red Hands, la la la... What the HELL just happened here? Awww, this is so sweet! It's only slightly dampened by the fact that they're both sleeping in their hats. These two still have three bolts. Just no more babies, please. Please. Me: Nice painting, Verdana. I can't help but notice that it's a mostly nude female. Verdana: It's less fun to paint clothing. Me: ...I see. Yeah, that glitch? I still have it. Yeah, go Vanessa! You guys may recall she got this LTW two updates ago...longest LTW EVER to get for her. And MAN I love that outfit. Bilbo: YOU KNOCKED THE FEATHERS OUT OF MY BRAIN. Very dignified, you two. Very. Oh, now you're just getting silly. Pillowfights are a dirty business, apparently. So Nettie came downstairs to grab Miraluka... ...and brought her upstairs to HER ACTUAL BED. Go you, Nettie! <3 Of course, it doesn't stop everyone ELSE from swarming around her constantly. >.< Why doesn't nobabyharassment work?! HEY SUE! HEY HEY HEEEEY! <3333 Sue is one of the elders in my Assisted Living challenge (which is basically the Asylum challenge but with all elders!), and she is my favourite. <3 Speaking of favourites... She's a Romance sim, dude. I think she knows how to do that. >D Note to self: Golden Anniversaries can be had even if cheating has happened! He just never caught her. ^_^ Wait...what's that? The cowplant ate one of Nettie's friends. >.> Oh well, at least now none of the party guests will get eaten. OH WAIT. NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP ANYWAY. >.< Arial looks so much like her mother... YEAH GO SCHOOL OF ROCK! I had to make Einstein smustle so he would leave the babies alone. So he smustled. For 25 hours. Straight. Heir portraits! Call me anal retentive, but it bothers me that Einstein's looks like it's higher up than Vanessa's. Elvin? Is that like...Elvis, but elven? ...You can grow up with my sons. Verdana: What elephant? I don't see any... Bao-Dur: BWAHAHAHA! More adorable Roman. <3 They say that a gap between the front teeth indicates a lustful nature. Oh, hey, thanks! I'll definitely keep that around... Like mother, like son... Yes, EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO SHOWED UP, WHICH WAS NO ONE, HAD A FANTASTIC TIME! Bao-Dur: Humans taste funny... Bao-Dur: Humans taste REAL funny... ...Sorry. I got nothin' for this one. Yeah...they do this like every day. So...since nobabyharassment is apparently taking a sabbatical, I'm going to enact the "nomorebabies" regime. This is them WAITING THEIR TURN to MOVE THE BABY TO ANOTHER CRIB. Almost all of them are about to die of something. So I cheated! But to be fair, I then deleted one day of life from everyone in the house, to make it even. Here's Ithoria! With her dad's cheeks! OH GOD. Actually she's pretty cute, despite her massive deformities. Ithoria gets a makeover so I remember that she's a girl. :D Miraluka didn't need one, though. Bao-Dur: What's wrong, little dude? Why won't you sing? Bao-Dur: Too vah sner! Come on, you try! ;-; This is so sweet. I never thought it was that cute until I got to hear Bao-Dur sing, and he's got such a pretty voice and it's so cuuutttteeee! T______T<3 Shelby: OH MY GOD A GHOST! Shelby: SWEET! Bilbo: OH MY GOD GRAMPA! ;-; You scared me... Did I mention Willough is writing a novel? It's called Broken Happiness. I don't remember anything about it. Willoughby: Hmm...what next? Willoughby: Yes...and then the elephant falls madly in love with the titmouse... O.o Sweet! Cuz...they totally need the money. -.- ...When did you change your underwear? O.o Dear CC creators: WHEN I WEAR UNDERWEAR, MY ASS CRACK DOES NOT SHOW FOR LIKE A FOOT ABOVE THE HEM. Roman: I'm so cute! Let's have a round of applause for me! :D Me: *CLAPS* Doesn't she look thrilled to be delivering that book? Obligatory Super Agnes shot! I love potty training faces. So much. :D I also love this so much. Nettie: HEY LITTLE BLUE BABY! TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE MWAHAHAHA! ...I think motherhood has driven her insane. And now I present: a graphical representation of why the sims is better than real life: End of presentation. Elvin: Man, I had a baby once... Elvin: I had to buy it toys and stuff...times were hard. Roman: I did a 300 piece jigsaw puzzle once! I bet it was like that hard! It's not gay if the balls aren't touching? Verdana: PHEW my dad's a hottie! O_O Wow, that is...so not your bed. And aside from that, YUCK. Do you know how many people have WooHoo'd in that bed?! So, I guess I have two pictures of Bilbo taking a bath this update. That's nice. Cinderella slaved day after day, scrubbing the floors under her hands turned red... And her evil stepmother did nothing but stand in the window all day...Or something... Yeah.