Previously, on The Dork Legacy: [ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ] [ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ] [ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 ] Adopt-A-Dork/Stats Page UPDATED! I won't give you a huge long shpiel about how I am missing my mojo my groove my funny, but I will warn you that there may not be a lot of laughs to follow, since it's mostly aging and whatnot pictures. Hopefully the funny bits will be funny enough to compensate. :DD A household loading picture? Really? Oh, be still my heart! But wait, you say, who's the fourth one? That's Margaret Hunicke. I'll introduce you later. Thanks, college cutscene. Now I totally know who is growing up. Following the little picture-in-picture got me this view. Apparently Margaret grew up well. And here she is. She's yet another Knowledge sim, but I've wanted to send her to college with someone for ages because she was a gorgeous teen townie. Verdana: wtf is with this seat? Verdana: wtf is with my body? Maggie: *stares blankly* Verdana: Dude, my tits are huge! Maggie: *stares blankly* Verdana: That's freaking awesome! Maggie: *blinks blankly* Trebuchet: Whoa, I don't feel so well! Verdana and Maggie: *stare blankly* Tre: Well, wouldja look at that? I'm a real boy! In desperate need of a makeover. Maggie: *finally does something* Roman: Yo homes, smell ya later! Roman: Wait a sec, did I just see two hot chicks tickling each other? Roman: I...I think I did! College is gonna be okay by me! And here is the custom dorm I made for them. I'm really quite proud, but I'm not sure how many "tour pictures" I took. Maggie: If my calculations are correct, I believe we have arrived at "university" Tre: What are you, a Vulcan? Maggie: Hardly, that would be highly illogical, given than I lack many physical characteristics vital to being classified as a member of the Vulcan race. It was then time for makeovers in this incredibly well-designed bathroom! Oh yeah, he's heir. This isn't her makeover, but I do kind of like the look on her, honestly. She pulls of the high fashion thing pretty well. I am also totally obsessed with the animations of this hair. Here's Verdana's makeover. She's a rocker/artist. hXc. Here's Tre. Very hot, but I loathe how shiny his face is. Roman: *I'm totally gonna go get a tan* Tre: *It's gonna look so dumb on him...* And, finally, Margaret. Oooh yeah. It's obvious that they all have their own priorities. Maggie: *stare stare* Roman: Oh yeah, look at me! :D Me: Oh no! Look at you! D: Roman: Hell yes, I love piratey women wolf whistling at me! Maggie: So I was thinking...maybe I could get a better look at your tan lines later? Roman: *teehee* ...Wait, who is the Romance sim here? Oooh, aren't you beautiful? Verdana: You're invisible. Want me to put some makeup on you? Dormie: Ugh, again? Yeah, sure... That is a freaking sweet name. Now if only she'd lose those ponytails. 80% of all the dormies here are freaking redheads! Oooh, yes please! However, judging by the room that he autonomously chose, I would guess that he's probably gay. >.> You guys ready for some tattoo spam? Cuz here we go: And of course, the infamous limecat! Seriously, dude, who designed those things? And what's with the first one?! Pretty Dormie from Earlier: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME, UGH?! ...I kind of want her in the family. OH HELL NO LLAMA JACKET MAN. I did NOT go through hours of e-back breaking labour to make default replacements to have YOU show up. So I simsurgery'd him. I tried to keep the spirit of his looks, however. There we go. HAHAHAH YESSSS! I made him selectable to surgery him...and this was in his queue. So very in character, don't you think? :D More tattoos! Can anyone read this? I think the bottom one is "love," but I'm too lazy to go check. :P Oh really? Lol, there is so much swooning going on in these dorms, it's kind of cute. Also, that guy's name is Cooper Bear and I love him to death. <3 OMG LOOK YOU GUYS. I GOT A SEVERE EYEBROWS WOMAN! JUST LIKE !! :DDD Oh look, a tour picture. >.> I should really organise these things better. Yeah. Another redhead. Roman: *I'm gonna go get a tan...* Me: Oh no, you're not! *distracts* I'd forgotten I'd shoved the genie in his inventory, so I put it to good use. Roman: Flying purple dude, can you make girls like me? Genie: Whoa, that chick is fine...sorry, what did you say? Genie: Your wish is granted! *homosexual pose* Weeaboo Dormie: Man, I wish I had X-ray vision, so I could see through those swim trunks! :D Cheerleader: *Is she...hitting on him?* Weeaboo Dormie: Then I'd rub your magic lamp! Weeaboo Dormie: And make it rain! Roman: Hmm. Me: That wish didn't take long to manifest... I was really zoomed out, and caught a glimpse of this totally gorgeous dormie...and zoomed it to discover that is was actually Verdana. :P Also note that she is the first one to be smart enough to actually MAKE FOOD to eat. >.> The cafeteria lady never showed up, I think because I didn't use a Maxis stove. But look! A pretty kitchen! I just took this picture to let you know that this is what college is actually like. Hot chicks in bikinis do ACTUALLY serve you lobster in your fancy dining area. Meanwhile, Roman and Maggie are getting along famously. I actually hadn't intended for them to be together, but since their first interactions were ACR-induced, I think it must be love. Roman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SISTER WORE A BIKINI?! You...were there, dude. Maggie: *evil plotting* Maggie and Roman: <3 Weeaboo Dormie: SO OMG OIL! I LOVE TALKING ABOUT OIL WHEN I GET IN THE WAY OF PEOPLE'S DATES! Roman: So...can I, uh...kiss you? Me: *melts* Roman and Maggie: *meld faces together* Tre: Yeah...I'm totally gonna get some, just like my brother! Tre: Aww, but I don't like these girls. ;-; Tre: Oh, wait, that one's okay. Tre: Hey baby, wanna date a totally hot Fabio-esque man? Skunky: Er. No. ;-; Poor Tre. Verdana: There's...a giant chandelier octopus on my head, isn't there? There's also a toddler toy on the pool table. O.o Man. First sim of this gen to finish their term paper, and it's not even one of my kids. Really? You are the weirdest Knowledge sim ever. Maggie: I'm gonna go bring these roses to that STUPID FUCKER. :DD Me: ...Somebody's a nerd. Roman: What? I miss my mommy. ;-; This relationship is elevating quickly. And after that last want he rolled, and suddenly realising that Maggie is the only other red-haired woman he knows...I wonder if Roman doesn't have an Oedipus complex. :P Verdana: I'm gonna walk in in my sexy dress and be like... BAM! Verdana: Like this! Verdana: And then you'll think I'm totally hot, and marry me! Verdana: Right? Dormie: Hmm... Dormie: No. No way. Dormie: Also, rar. D< Dormie: Oooh... Right. Forgot about the gay thing. Tre is totally oblivious to his attention, though. He just wants to play chess. I went looking for Roman, and found him in a tent with another male dormie. lol. Roman: Dude, so there's...like, beer in college, right? Cooper: Does a sumo wrestler shit in the woods? Roman: And I'll get to make jokes about my balls, right? Cooper: Yeah. And you'll get tons of spatula! Cooper and Roman: Zzzzzz. Awwww. Starving Dormie: Help me, I'm too dumb to feed myself! Death: I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T JUST HAVE A SANDWICH, INSTEAD OF WALKING ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE MAILBOX TO DIE. That's okay, because his replacement is pretty cute. Verdana is apparently following the trend, because she just HAD to go take a shower. I don't really think that's the main issue here, darling. I saw this lovely lady stroll past, and was kind of amazed at how much she looked like the legacy_writers second founder challenge founder...and then noticed the background. Skunky: I'm just doing it because I'm a follower! *herk! bleeeh* Dormies: *gather and sigh* Roman: *goes to get a tan again* Cooper: I'm a slave to treeeeenndss... NO COOPER NO. T^T Meanwhile, back at the ranch... GladOS: Have you heard the news about your husband? Shelby: No, and I'm not interested in hearing what you have to say. GladOS: But this is something that you want to know. My calculations are never incorrect. Shelby: Did you just...shove me? GladOS: It was not a shove, it was an Aperture Science Stimulation Maneuver. I was simply trying to gain your attention. Shelby: Bitch-ass robot. GladOS: It hurts, because I was so happy for you... Wooo, looks like GladOS has been engaging in some Aperture Science Glute Seizing Maneuvers! GladOS: I would just like to inform you that you have not been following Aperture Science protocol. This is an offense with a serious punishment, including but not limited to a serious black mark on your permanent testing record. GladOS: Followed by death. :D It was also time to take the sim count down a little bit, so Bao-Dur and his family got their own place. This is their house! Bao-Dur: Oooh, you're so fine when you're not cheating on me! Nettie: Tee hee! HK-47: *hovers* Ithoria: Bang bang! Miraluka's Eye: *sticks out of her head* Miraluka: I think I feel a growth spurt coming on... Miraluka: *bamf* Ithoria: *bamf* HOLY SHIT THAT'S HER EYE! Er...so, yeah. Now I am happy about my choice not to make Bao-Dur the heir. O.o Next update coming soon!