Previously, on The Dork Legacy: [ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ] [ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ] [ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ] [ Gen 4 Spare Update! (Verdana) ] [ Adopt-A-Dork is Updated! ] Our story begins with Super Agnes rolling about in a puddle of pee! Bao-Dur: Oh God...did I really used to live with these freaks? Arial's one true love appears to be the violin. No, seriously...I'm not sure I've ever seen her do anything else. I've definitely never seen her in her own bed. Let's see if Photobucket will delete this one! (If they do, it's an ultra-closeup of Bilbo's Ken Bump). Willoughby: Oh Algren! I don't care if you think I'm a dog! I love you! <333 Algren: Down, doggie! Nice...doggie... ...Doggy style? Meanwhile, this fairly well sums up these two's relationship. Vanessa: Oh I do love recycling, don't you dear? Einstein: Oh! Quite! I say, this is a rather peaceful moment, eh? Vanessa: Quite. Awww. OKAY FINE. Someone requested their template anyway. GladOS: I feel required to inform you, Insert Title Here, that the family you are inspecting has failed in every instance to comply with Aperture Science Protocol. GladOS: Can you believe they do not even wish to be incinerated? Tee hee! GladOS: Therefore, it is YOU who must comply with Aperture Science's Aperture Science Protocol! GladOS: Beginning with...oh, let's say...death? Headmaster: *slowly backs away* Vanessa: Headmaster! Would you care for some turkey? I'm afraid it's been skewered by this chair... Headmaster: YES TURKEY WOULD BE LOVELY THANK YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME MISS ROBOT I MUST BE GOING DDDD:! I am still so in love with you, Vanessa dear. <3 Despite GladOS's best efforts, they get Arial into private school. :D Super Agner: DA DA DA DAH! I will save you! Willoughby: Oooh! Does de widdle kitty want to pway? Willoughby looks just thrilled. Super Agnes: JUST GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN FINGERS ALL READY! Wow! She's not playing the violin! And she's...sleeping?! IN HER OWN BED?!?! *gets into bomb shelter* Right here is where I stopped playing, and began The Great CC Purge of 2008. I deleted my ENTIRE downloads folder and redownloaded the things I still wanted. My downloads folder is now a measly 1.1GB. :D However...there were some interesting consequences. This one was especially intriguing as I had actually redownloaded his hair before reloading the lot. I'd also redownloaded Willoughby's hair, but since she is completely gorgeous anyway, I don't mind. Shelby didn't change much, except for to don the Marylena sports dress. Algren, as always, somehow ended up wearing blush. With all this in mind, I felt it was time for a bit of a makeover. Both for people and home. So, spam to follow: Shelby. Bilbo. Algren. Willoughby. Vanessa didn't get much of a makeover, so I didn't take a picture. And Einstein did, but I didn't take a picture until later. And now, a tour of the home! This is the whole lot. Those upper floors (previously occupied by Bao-Dur and his family) are currently empty, but I was too lazy to delete them. Here's an outside view of their living room. Note the ground-floor indoor pool! This would be their farmer's market. Eventually it will be used for selling fish and produce. Because, y'know, the Dorks REALLY need more money. >.< (Side note: after rebuilding the ENTIRE HOUSE FROM SCRATCH, they still have 200k leftover). The garden, moved to a more convenient location. The front porch. The entryway. The kitchen. The skilling/hobby room. The favourite bathroom (theirs, not mine). The living room. The four corners of the kids' room. Einstein and Vanessa's room. The other favourite bathroom (mine, not theirs). Willoughby and Algren's room. Willoughby and Algren's bathroom (that glass door leads to a shower room). Bilbo and Shelby's bathroom. I need to get their old tub back. Bilbo and Shelby's bedroom. The pool room. And here's everyone playing outside so that they wouldn't bug me while I was building! :D Take one last look at Arial being a cute child. Because it's teenager time! Putting this hair on Arial shows just how much she looks like her mother! And this is what I eventually decided on for her. Of course. Einstein: Oh God! Oh no! Someone could get hurt! I can't look! Me: Ooh! Is somebody fighting?! WHERE?! ...They're...they're playing Kicky Bag, you guys. Algren: But! It's so dangerous! Oh no!! Vanessa isn't wearing shoes! What if she hurts her toe? Speaking of which...guess who have the hots for each other? After the rebuilding, everyone has like two bolts with everyone else in the household. I'm not worried, though, since nothing interesting ever happens to the Dorks. -.- Shelby paints her own heir portrait. Algren: Oh, you're so sexy. Mind if I poke your nipple? I would like to mention that he sat there and fanboyed ALL OVER her guitar playing for like HOURS. Hot Townie: Oh, all this walking sure does make you get hot...and sweaty... Einstein: Hey! Look at me! Pay attention to me! Townie: What was I going to do today again? Einstein: Still here! Right here! Look at me! Townie: Oh, yeah, I had to get milk at the store. Einstein: Oh, nevermind. AFGUIWRJTKSDL CUTE!! Bilbo: Hey! Look at me! Pay attention to me! Me: -.- Vanessa: *is so hot* *is also still playing the guitar, hours later* Bilbo: Frauline Maria, you've done such a wonderful job with the children, that... Shelby: Yes, captain? Oh, am I interrupting roleplay time? This picture was really just to show off the body hair overlays I got. <33 Hey, I don't remember any underwater sex scene in the Sound of Music. D: Bilbo: I got laid! I'm so awesome! -.o! Algren: *cleans toilet* Vanessa: *hovers* GladOS: Wait! No! You cannot leave, Insert Name Here! You are the only human in this house I can tolerate! Arial: Hey! Robot lady! What did you say? Nevermind, I'm off to college! And so she is. Okay, now let's get this university thing OVER WITH. You may recall the dormie of questionable gender preference? He apparently likes Verdana. Or...kind of. So I send them on a date! Perfectly acceptable date behaviour, amirite? Verdana: Heehee... Verdana: Splash! Komei: Oh my God! You got my favourite tracksuit all wet! Komei: Waahaahaaaa, it's dry clean onlyyyyy! Verdana: Heehee! That was hilarious! Verdana: Dude, stop crying. You look like a bitch. Komei: *snif snif* Okay. ;-; A mimed handjob makes everything better! Komei: Oh boy! :D CRUSH! :D OH WAIT. D: OH YEAH OKAY CRUSH! :D And she shoots, she scores! Roman: Yeah, don't mind me, guys. I'm just playin' pool. Chillin'. Verdana: Kiss me again? Komei: Noooooo! Verdana: Mmmmm! Komei: Aaaaagh! And then they did this autonomously. YEAH THANKS. (Look! I got a cook finally! :D But she's useless, as you'll see in a moment.) Verdana: ... Komei: ... Verdana and Komei: *spontaneous woohoo!* Komei: Since we just fell in love during sex, would you mind marrying me? Verdana: Yeah, sure! ALSO, OMG YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT! I was looking through my old updates while writing this (I was trying to find a particular picture, and DO YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!! Komei made a walkby cameo when EINSTEIN and WILLOUGHBY were in college! I...just got really excited about that. Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled legacy. Arial: Guys, I don't feel so well. Cloverfield reference, anyone? Arial: Oh man...if only there was some burned Mac and Cheese around! Komei: *has never met Arial before* ;^; Arial: Maybe...if I'd...stopped playing the violin...things could have been different. Do you think...there are violins in heaven? Margaret: Oh NOO! THIS GIRL I'VE ALSO NEVER MET DIED! WAAHHAAAAAHAAA!!! Roman: Oh hey sis! Whatcha doin' on the floor? Obviously this family has some messed up priorities. Dormie: BUT THEY'RE ALL SO HOT! Trebuchet: *drops out* I'm gonna join the Army! I've been stationed somewhere named Blood Gulch...Never heard of it before. Yeah, sorry Shelby, your daughter's fiancee isn't around on account of him JUST DROPPING OUT OF COLLEGE, and WHY DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM ANYWAY, you've NEVER MET HIM?! And also you're interrupting your daughter's dropping out of college. Verdana switched aspirations to Family for Sophomore year, so I jumped on the chance to play less people through Uni. Dead Dormie: Boo! Roman: OH MY GOD A GHOST! D: Roman: I have totally got to post this on livejournal. ...YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS EXACT THING. Oh hey! It's the walkby who knocked over Einstein's dorm's garbage! Funny story, that. See, I wanted to kill him for treason against my sims...and I decided the easiest way to do that would be to turn him into a vampire, since it was daytime! However, he just said, "The sun! I must flee!" And ran off. And that's why he is now a vampire. So wait. You walked all the way from your HOUSE in KOKOTO, where you LIVE WITH VERDANA, to leave her flowers and a present AT THE DORM WHERE NEITHER OF YOU LIVE? Well...thanks, I guess. Dormie: Ugh! Why didn't I just make myself some food?! Since Roman's tan doesn't seem to be going away (I think it's a glitch, but the LotDebugger doesn't help), I took off the natural-lip lipstick he was wearing, since it was way too pale for him and made him look like a ganguro girl. Dormie: OH DAMN GIRL HE FINE! Is it...against the rule to move Jane Stacks here into your legacy? Because if loving her is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! D: Wait...what is this? What is Margaret here doing? Why, sweeping up dust! It's the vampire dormie! Oh vampire dormie (VD for short)... now you reside in the garbage you once tried to liberate. Rest in peace, my friend. So, first I was gonna caption this as "This is THRILLER!" but then that made me think of "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" and then I didn't know what to caption it. DONE AND DONE! Yet another generational hump over with. At home, Margaret gets a makeover and Roman doesn't, so I don't have any pictures of it. Super Agnes...where...is your head? D: Da da da DAH! SUPER AGNES! Vanessa: Was that a bird? Was it a plane? Margaret: *makes a funny face* Margaret: So...you are paying me for this, right? Margaret: That PS3's not gonna buy itself, yanno. It's funny...the Metatron didn't mention anything about pre-coitus faces looking totally ridiculous. Note the glitchy tan! You guys haven't made out yet?! O.o And then I checked their relationships...they aren't even in love! Not that that matters or anything. Roman: Oh my dearest, I know neither of us is really in love with one another yet, but won't you be my neighbor bride? She may have said yes. Margaret: :D I'm engaged! Roman: *Cheese is delicious...* Margaret: OH HELLO MOTHER IN LAW WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING IN YOUR ROOM AND ALSO YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER IN LAW YET, ARE YOU? AND I DON'T MEAN "YET" LIKE I'M GOING TO BE, IT WAS JUST WELL HEHEHEHEE! Vanessa: ... Margaret: I'm choking here! Say something to defend me! Roman: *Eggs are also delicious...* Luckily, Margaret had nothing to worry about. Vanessa: So have you been working his balls with your hands? Margaret: YES! YES I have! Roman: ...This is awkward. Vanessa (channeling U1): Heh heh heh...I'm pathetic. Yeah. Because anyone else in the world has EVER played Gitaroo Man and will know the reference. >.> Vanessa: I say, that boy there is fine! ...Oh dear. Roman: So what do you say you and I get drunk and... Vanessa: UGH, NO, I AM A WOMAN OF MORALS! Roman: Bitch, I'mma hit you! Yeah, probably nothing to worry about there. Pillowfight face. :D Shelby: Congratulations, I'm starving to death! :D Pillowfights. The obvious cure for world hunger. Oh, yes, and relaxing. That'll fill you right up. Shelby: Hoo damn, I gotta go eat. Shelby: I think I'll sit down here for a bit. Shelby: But...I'm pretty hungry. Shelby: So I guess I better sit down. Shelby: WHY AM I SO HUNGRY? I've been sitting down and everything! D: Shelby: *sits down again* I was seriously pretty tempted to just let her die. This is what happens to my sims without snapdragons around. Yeah. I told her to do this. Aww, how domestic. <3 Margaret: Awww, whoosa big kitty den? Margaret: Kissy kissy! Super Agnes: No, ma'am! I'm a girl! Noooo! Margaret: Did kissing the cat get me...TEEN PREGNANT? Me: ...No. THANK YOU ROMAN. <333 That's what I've been missing the most! Margaret: HOW CAN I TURN OFF THIS COMPUTER WITH MY FIANCEE IN THE WAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I COULD POSSIBLY DO RIGHT NOW! *stinks, and is also about to starve* Er...thanks? But...we have one. And I have the fix for this. And I didn't call you. Welcome to another one of my signature awkward endings! I am again caught up entirely to where I am in the game. :D So...WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! NO ONE KNOWS!!!