Previously, on The Dork Legacy: [ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ] [ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ] [ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ] [ 4.0 |4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 ] Unfortunately, since I had to move everyone to a new neighborhood, there aren't any pictures of weddings or suchlike, as I just started them out as married couples. And I should warn you that these are pretty stark updates, because I really REALLY wanted to get to playing Q. :P The first update is Geordi and Yuna! Naturally, this is the first thing they do upon loading. Lulu: I'm here, too, guys! :D Lulu: They can't hear me. :( Me: It's okay, Lulu m'dear. You'll meet someone someday. I promise. Yuna: OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! ALL WE DID WAS TALK! I obviously did not take pictures of the infants. This is Mugen Dork. Momo Dork (can you tell she's my favourite?). Fuu Dork. And Jin Dork! The naming theme is Samurai Champloo, if you're not familiar with the names. And if you haven't seen the series, DO SO. Fuu: I'm big enough to eat solid foods! YESS! I love food! Mugen does some pretty crazy acrobatics when aging. Jin: Oh, bansai indeed! Good-ee! "Just look at those beautiful brown eyes...look, you just want to pet it...!" Jin after his makeover. Fuu after hers. Momo (I LOVE U). And Mugen. And this would be the end of the update. I did warn you it was bare-bones. But you'll likely end up seeing them now and again in the actual legacy. Next up is Janeway and Tucker's update, complete with their Mysterious Roommate. I realised after I moved them in that I actually put them in the exact same house as Verdana. Oops. :P Janeway thinks her husband's makeover is hawt. He agrees. But what of the mysterious stranger? Who could he be? Why...could it be? Oh hell yes it could! Zoid Spicoli is their deliciously transvestite roomie. Isn't he gorgeous? Oh, and did I mention that everyone in the household has two bolts for everyone else? I expect hilarity to ensue when I invite them over to the main lot. ACR ensures that Janeway at least gets to woohoo before giving birth. Zoid: I sure wish threesomes were possible in this game. That chick's almost as hot as Xanadu. Janeway: Look, Tucker, I'm pregnant! Zoid and Tucker: Booooooobs... Dude, Janeway...put some clothes on. You're shaming your namesake. Okay, seriously, she better be wearing clothes in the next picture. Zoid: OH GOD THIS IS NOT AS HOT AS I WANTED IT TO BE. Albino baby! Sweet! This is Chakotay! Janeway: Hey sweetie, I'm just gonna set this down... Janeway: Right...here... Tucker: ... ...Whuh? Where the hell did it go?! Ah. The wonders of modern science. Welcome wagon time! You know these two. And this is Adora-Belle Gosset, who will eventually be the founder of my next legacy (though probably not in this neighborhood). Moar babiez! Also, I apparently forgot Janeway and Tucker were on a date. lawl. Anyway, the darker baby is Kes, and the other one is Paris! They're all characters from Star Trek Voyager, by the by. Adora-Belle: So you really think I'm cut out for the legacy life? Janeway: Oh yeah, it seems like it'd suit you. Chakotay! Kes! Who don't wanna feed tha chickuns! Zoid: This thing coulda been mine. Except it's too pretty. Paris definitely resembles his mother as a toddler. Now Kes wants to feed tha chickuns. :D I'm sorry, but every time I see those teeth I think of that line, lmao. Chakotay: Sweet! One step closer to getting those cool facial tattoos! And hitting on...er...my mom. Ugh. Paris: I'm the least attractive! Yay! Kes is very lovely all grown up. Since Tucker has the same face shape of Jace Strangewayes, the kids all kind of remind me of the Strangewayeses. Aw, memories. Chakotay is still albino. And Paris definitely does not look very American. But he definitely beat that ugly duckling syndrome! And that's all! Yay! Now, to write the REAL update. Oh! And all the spares' kids will now be available except for Chakotay, since as an adult he's identical in pretty much every way to his father.